The Backpage
So maybe we didn’t win Beer Bike but who cares?
Reasons Why Hanszen Rocks My Face Off
- We have Ramma-jamma out the wazoo
- We can sit in another college’s Beer Bike section and convince them that it’s ours. Jones? Fuck Jones!
- We bleed blue and yellow
- Free printing! (we still have free printing right?)
- “I’m in a moat!”
- Norman Pai
- We have the best Secs on campus!
Reasons Why The Other Colleges Suck
- Wiess- they’re not even cool enough to have O-Week themes
- Will Rice- Beer Bike is the only thing they have going for them, otherwise they’d be worse off than Wiess
- Sid Rich- have you ever met anybody from Sid? I mean seriously
- Lovett- I legitimately feel sorry for Lovett sometimes. In all honesty, what do they have to be proud of?
- Baker- Baker women look like men
- Jones- that whole goat fetish thing just grosses me out
- Brown- Lars Charnsangavej be the only worthwhile thing that has come out of Brown
- Martel- you have to be an actual college to be the best
Sincerely,
Chethlyn
(haha people actually call us this now)
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