September 24, 2009

September 23rd Backpage

“Listen..I’m gonna let y’all read the Backpage but Beyonce had one of the best Backpages of all time….”- Kanye West

Hanszen’s ‘Brand Spankin’ New’ Freshmen Reps

Jarvis Knowles
*was one of Beyonce’s back up dancers in Single Ladies
* The “Facebook Ho” of Rice ‘13

Stephanie Huang
*Went to the same high school as Mike Z. Devastated when she found out she’d be in the same residential college as the “Woohoo!” guy

Jenna Haber
*“Ramya Ramanthan, wanna make out?”

*(see below)

Sid 80’s Party Recap
Jenna Haber will do anything to get on the Backpage (see above)
Will Rice sophomore refers to Mike Z and Natalia as Latino Barbie and Ken
Zach Panos, irate about frequent appearances in the Backpage, proceeds to plan “Barbie and Ken’s” wedding and ultimately designates Jenna Haber as the flower girl.


“This summer, I was researching my main project on water-softening and on the side I worked on a small project on nanoparticles. They have a 75% chance of curing cancer.” - Apoorv



-Chethlyn
(So excited for HMRC Fine Meats Friday Oct 2nd)
CABINET MINUTES
September 23rd, 2009
Announcements
• Hanszen Public Party- October 3rd “Ice Age”
• If you have a suggestion about the servery email Erol
• Varsity Sports Liason- Football game Saturday at 7 Pm against Vandy. Free stuff, bring your parents. Women’s Tennis Classic this weekend
• SPAF- new kitchen supplies in Old Section Kitchens
• Associates- Rachel Foster approved as new associate
• Beer Bike- March 20th!
• Health Advisers- wash your hands, get your flu shots, stay healthy, get a flu kit from Joyce if you’re sick
• Sports- signup by Friday for freshmen basketball, men’s volleyball, women’s IM soccer, College men’s basketball
• Freshmen Flag game Saturday against Brown
• Powderpuff game Saturday at 3PM against Badunc
• Families Weekend- No Tailgate at Hanszen, Reception at Museum
• Zach Jeng- New U Court Rep!
SA
• Survey about whether or not you want to transfer to McDuncan sent by email
• See email from Dean Forman for more information about McDuncan transferring
• Constitution Revision Committee Applications
• T-shirt design applications, see Travis
RPC
• Concert Arthur Yoria tomorrow night at 11PM at Pub

Space Requests
• HMRC - October 2 - Quad/BBQs @ 4:30 - FINE MEETS FRIDAY
• Sept. 29 from 9 to 10 - Lower Commons - Study Abroad Study Break - Jessica Ma
• Nov. 12 from 5 to 7 - Glass Classroom - Amazing Faith Dinner Dialogue – Selim
• Monday during lunch - PDR - T-Rav for his NSR group
• Next Wednesday during lunch – Upper Commons Couch Area – SAC Lunch – Becca Lin
• October 8th and November 5th from 6 to 7:30 – Back Left Classroom (201) – RASA – Irene
• All approved!
Money Requests
• Taiwanese Student Association Oct 10 Night Market $100 to fund it- approved
• HMRC- Fine Meats Friday 350
• Socials- budget for party-
• All approved

September 22, 2009

The YEAAAAAH PRECIPITATION Funpage

TOMORROW:
1. Rice Cycling and Triathlon General Information Meeting
2. Mayoral Debate at Rice

THIS WEEK:
3. Harvest Moon Ball with RSDS this Saturday
4. Weekly college counseling with PAIR
5. CSPD office hours
6. MSA Fast-a-thon

NEXT WEEK:
7. Flu Shots. Get you some.
8. Don't Forget: New Rec Center Opening
9. Technology to Help Meet Germany's Cleaner Energy Future

FUTURE:
10. Speakers for Cyber Security Awareness Month
11. Transitions in Pakistan-U.S. Relations by His Excellency Makhdoom Shah Mahmood
Qureshi

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A) lolcat: Noah
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cats-umbrella-rain-flood.jpg
B) Game time: The one and only helicopter game
http://www.helicoptergame.net/
C) Youtube it: Nodding off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL5dyAkd9uM

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1. Rice Cycling and Triathlon General Information Meeting

Do you like to run? swim? bike? Ever thought of competing in a triathlon or road race but
aren't sure how to start? RUCT is a club that was formed to unite students who are
passionate about any or all three sports. We participate in both recreational and
competitive events- so whether you are looking for a social ride or run, or you would
like to compete in races, we welcome ALL ability and experience levels.

We will be having our 2nd general information meeting this coming Wednesday Sept 23rd
from 9-9:30 pm in HUMA 117. Come if you would like to hear more about what our club is
about and what events we have planned for the rest of the semester. We have several bike
rides, triathlons, duathlons, road races, swim clinics, and bike clinics planned. Also
come hear about some of the amazing sponsorships you will have access to as a member of
the club, including huge discounts off Trek road bikes.

If you are interested but can't make the meeting, feel free to shoot us an email at
ruct@rice.edu. We welcome questions, comments, or suggestions. Hope to see everyone there!

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2. Mayoral Debate at Rice

The Houston Association of Hispanic Media Professionals & Rice University, Multicultural
Community Relations, Public Affairs Cordially invite you to a Mayoral Debate:

?The Latino Voice?
Wednesday, Sept. 23, 6:30 ? 7:45 p.m.
Grand Hall, Rice Memorial Center

Moderator & Media Panelist:
Art Rascon, Anchor, KTRK-TV Ch. 13 (ABC)
Media Panel:
? Aurora Losada, asst. managing editor, Spanish language publications, Houston Chronicle
? Renzo Heredia, director of community affairs & host of ?La Voz del Pueblo,? Univision
Radio?s
La Tremenda 1010 AM
? Andrea Gómez, Anchor, KXLN-TV Ch. 45 (Univision)
For directions and parking information visit rice.edu/maps

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3. Harvest Moon Ball this Saturday

The Rice Social Dance Society (RSDS) will host its annual Harvest Moon Ball this Saturday
(9/26) at 8:00pm in the RMC Grand Hall! All students, staff, and faculty are invited to
attend. There will be a live jazz band playing swing and ballroom music, a professional
photographer, and a lot of dancers from the Houston community. So put on your snazziest
attire and come socialize, learn, and dance. (For beginners, a free swing dance lesson
will be given starting at 7:00pm.) Tickets are free for RSDS student members and only
$15.50 for the greater community. Register online at http://www.hsds.org/ or contact
rsds@rice.edu with any questions. See you Saturday!

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4. Weekly college counseling with PAIR

We're involved with PAIR (Partnership for the Advancement and
Immersion of Refugees). However, we're writing now on behalf of our
weekly College Counseling Program. On Fridays, we'll be going to Los
Arcos Apartments to hold sessions from 5 - 6 pm with a mix of high
school juniors/seniors and freshmen/sophomores. Many of these refugees
are Bhutanese, Nepalese and Congolese and most of them have just
arrived here during the summer.

Right now, we're in the process of recruiting volunteers. We are
expecting roughly 25 kids, so we want as many volunteers as possible
in order to afford these kids some personalized attention. We're also
looking for volunteers with cars who would be willing to drive.
Reimbursement for gas is provided.

Please email us back at Lt5@rice.edu if you're interested in
attending our first session THIS FRIDAY.

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5. CSPD office hours

Starting to look for jobs? Need help on your resume or cover letter? The CSPD is starting
up office hours for the south colleges this Wednesday, September 23, and will hold
them every Wednesday in the Hanszen commons from 2:30-5:30 and 7-10. Come by to see one
of our student Professional Development Advisors and have your questions answered!

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6. MSA Fast-a-thon

The Rice University Muslim Student Association invites all students and faculty to join
us in fasting for one day. For every participant who fasts on Saturday October 3, 2009,
the MSA will donate $1 to the Houston Food Bank. FREE FOOD will be provided in McMurtry
Commons at 6:30 pm. Dinner will be accompanied by a brief presentation on why Muslims
fast during the holy month of Ramadan.

For questions or comments, please contact msa@rice.edu.

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7. Flu Shots. Get you some.

Vaccines for the regular flu are now available at Student Health Services. A full day
will be set aside for administering flu shots on September 30th. To schedule an
appointment for the 30th or any other day, call their office at (713) 348-5427. Stay
healthy!

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8. Don't Forget: New Rec Center Opening

The dedication and grand opening of the Barbara and David Gibbs Recreation
and Wellness Center is on Friday, September 25 from 2 to 4 p.m. Be there.

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9. Technology to Help Meet Germany's Cleaner Energy Future

The Energy Forum of the James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy, Rice University
Cordially invites you to a Presentation on "Technology to Help Meet Germany's Cleaner
Energy Future" by

His Excellency Christian Wulff
Prime Minister, Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony), Germany

Followed by a panel discussion with

Tim Cejka
President, ExxonMobil Exploration Company

Antonio Coutinho
Chief Energy Management Officer, Horizon Wind Energy

Friedhelm Makohl
Vice President, Baker Hughes Inc., INTEQ

Thursday, October 1, 2009
2:00 pm

Kelly International Conference Facility
James A. Baker III Hall
Rice University

Reception to follow

RSVP by Fax to (713) 348-5993 or by e-mail to bipprsvp@rice.edu or on the Web at
www.bakerinstitute.org/events/wulff before Monday, September 28, 2009

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10. Speakers for Cyber Security Awareness Month

s the number of electronically completed communications, projects, and
financial transactions increases, so does cyber crime.

Cyber security issues can be merely frustrating as in the case of poorly
worded phishing messages, or they can have serious repercussions with
crimes ranging from electronic stalking and reputation bashing (also
known as cyber abuse) to stolen identity and credit card information.

You can increase your awareness of these risks and steps to protect
yourself and your family during October, National Cyber Security
Awareness Month (NCSAM).

IT is sponsoring a different topic each week, with lunch hour discussions by professional
security officers or panel talks by teens and parents.

1. September 28 - Facebook use and risks for teens
2. October 7 - Security vs. Privacy at home
3. October 13 - Password Management for all your accounts
4. October 22 - Identity Theft: Prevention and Recovery
5. October 30 - Credit Information Theft: Prevention, Monitoring,
and Recovery

Details can be found in the Rice Events Calendar or on the IT
Security web page: http://it.rice.edu/security.aspx

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11. Transitions in Pakistan-U.S. Relations by His Excellency Makhdoom Shah Mahmood Qureshi

The Founding Director of the James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy, Rice
University cordially invites you to attend a breakfast and keynote address on:

Transitions in Pakistan-U.S. Relations
by
His Excellency Makhdoom Shah Mahmood Qureshi
Foreign Minister of Pakistan

With welcoming remarks and introduction by The Honorable Edward P. Djerejian
Founding Director, Baker Institute for Public Policy
and
The Honorable Nick Lampson
Former U.S. Representative from Texas

Monday, October 5, 2009
8:30 am Breakfast
9:00 am Address

Doré Commons
James A. Baker III Hall
Rice University

Please RSVP by fax to 713-348-5993, by e-mail to bipprsvp@rice.edu or on the Web at
www.bakerinstitute.org/events/qureshi before Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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Your secs,
Chethlyn


P.S.: Rain is so exciting maybe if we pretend to like it enough one day we actually will
OH MAN that'd be great.

September 17, 2009

funpage funpage FUNPAGE

TODAY:
1. Rice Interfath: Common Heritage: Abrahamic Understandings of the
Prophets
2. Rice HuMed Meeting

THIS WEEK:
3. Lunch With A Nutritionist
4. FREE September CPR/AED Classes Offered by Rice EMS

NEXT WEEK:
5. RWRC Perspectives and Popcorn
6. Texas Clinics Are Responding-TCARE Call for Volunteers

FUTURE/WHENEVER:
7. AP Calculus BC tutor needed
8. Amnesty International's Banned Book Week

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A) lolcat: family foto
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cats-take-photo.jpg
B)Game time: Bow Man
http://www.bow-man.net/game.html
C) YOUTUBE IT: Slooooooow loris
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygRJk

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1. Rice Interfath: Common Heritage: Abrahamic Understandings of the
Prophets

The Rice Interfaith Dialogue Association invites you to the first of our
Student Panel Series on "Common Heritage: Abrahamic Understandings of the
Prophets."

Dialog 1: "Adam Our Forefather" will be presented by David Sorge of Agape
Christian Ministries and M. Emre Coskun of the Rumi Club. David is a junior
at Martel College majoring in Linguistics and Asian Studies. Emre is a
graduate student in the Department of Economics.

Thursday, September 17
9pm at Sammy's Cafe in the RMC

Refreshments will be provided.

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2. Rice HuMed Meeting

Rice HuMed (Humanitarian Medical Outreach) is having its first general meeting
Thursday, Sept. 17th, at 9:30 PM in HUMA 117. We'll be talking about our three summer outreach trips - to Bolivia, Ghana, and India - as well as some of the other volunteer projects we're taking on this year.

You do not have to be pre-med to attend! Anyone interested is welcome:)

And the best part: THERE WILL BE FOOD!

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3.Lunch With A Nutritionist

Lunch With A Nutritionist
Friday(THIS FRIDAY), September 18th, 12 pm
DUNCAN PDR (above the Duncan Servery)

Still worried about the freshman 15?
Nutritionist Brandi Powell will be answering questions on nutrition and giving advice on navigating the serveries(finding the healthy options, increasing variety, and getting creative with your food), eating late night and off campus, and dealing with your burgeoning beer belly...

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4. FREE September CPR/AED Classes Offered by Rice EMS

Rice EMS will be offering two CPR classes this month, free to all Rice
faculty/students/staff and $25 for all others. If you would like to sign up, please email rems-cpr@rice.edu with your name, email, affiliation (staff/student/faculty/non Rice),and college/department. Please also specify if you have a preference for the class you'd like to attend (note Sept 27 class is currently full). Space is limited so sign up early!

September Classes:

Sunday, September 20 from 2pm-6pm in Razor Hall 123 (8 Spots remaining)
Sunday, September 27 from 9am-1pm in Razor Hall 123 (THIS CLASS IS ALREADY FULL -
however, we can put you on a waitlist)

Both of these courses will cover the American Heart Association's Heartsaver AED for
Adult and Child curriculum which is designed for lay rescuers and includes adult and
child rescue breathing, CPR, foreign body airway obstruction, as well as the use of an
AED and common barrier devices.

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5. RWRC Perspectives and Popcorn

Perspectives and Popcorn Next Tuesday, Sept, 22nd, 8-9 at the Rice Women’s Resource Center

Every Tuesday from 8-9 p.m., the RWRC hosts an informal discussion group, called
Perspectives and Popcorn, on various topics pertaining to gender issues. All -- graduate
students, undergrads, profs, men, and women -- are welcome to come to RWRC office in
Kelley Lounge in the RMC for this week's P&P on Sexist Ads: Then and Now!

Upcoming topics:
Sept. 22nd: Sexist Ads: Then and Now
Sept. 29th: Faking It and Photo-shopping
Oct. 6th: Fat-sploitation
Oct 13th: No P&P - Winter Recess
Oct 20th: Is sex in relationships a right or a privilege?
Oct 27th: Women and Work in the Developing World

For more information or if you'd like to facilitate a P&P, please contact Anna Roberts,
RWRC Student Director at annaroberts@rice.edu

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6. Texas Clinics Are Responding-TCARE Call for Volunteers

Texas Clinics Are Responding-TCARE Call for Volunteers
Who: Medical professionals and non-medical volunteers
When: September 26, 2009 (and September 25, 2009)
Where: Reliant Center (Houston, Texas)

Register here:
http://www.regonline.com/tcare

The deadline for Volunteer Registration is September 20, 2009.

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7. AP Calculus BC tutor needed

A senior at St. Agnes needs a calculus tutor to meet with her for one hour twice a week.

Required:
- Strong single variable calculus background
- Good communication skills
- Transportation to and from the meeting place (around the Bellaire-610 intersection)

Meeting times are flexible and can be decided between you and the girl.

Pay is $25/session.

If you are interested in this job, please contact Cynthia Sung (crs5@rice.edu) or Mrs. Freed, who runs the tutoring service (freednan@aol.com, 731-569-5784).

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8. Amnesty International's Banned Book Week

Amnesty International has deemed the week of September 27th through October 3rd Banned Books Week. Books of all genres and authors are banned in public libraries and schools. Rice Amnesty wants to generate more awareness on campus on this issue by having a Banned Books reading, and are requesting your help. We would like to extend an invitation to any student to read an excerpt from one of your favorite banned books on campus on Tuesday, September 29th between 7 and 8PM (refreshments will be provided). Please let me know if you are available on this date, and if you are willing to participate (and what book you would like to read from!). Thank you so much for your time!

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Your Secs,
Chethlyn

Sep 16th Backpage

You Don’t Have a Screw Yer Roommate Costume yet!?
You could dress up as….


Leebron and Ping
Nieters and an Asian girl (mainland China?)
Gold and a Girl with a Shovel
Sean Sessel and the Bushwomen of South Africa
Where’s Waldo and Carmen San Diego
A Pirate looking for Booty and J-Lo
Daniel Zales and Lovett Freshman, Lovett Freshman
Cougar (Senior Girl) and Victim of an Attack (Freshmen Guy)
Kanye West and Taylor Swift
Zach Panos and Roxana
Will Randall and Swine Flu

Note*** Little girl and pedophile was never mentioned in this list. That’s sick and twisted Elizabeth Chen



“Karen Gerken….You’re like Hitler’s wet dream”
- Anonymous (9:36PM September 7th, 2009 Monday Night Ice Cream at Henny’s)




-Chethlyn
(Happy Screwing!)
Cabinet Minutes
September 16th, 2009

Announcements
• RUPD is cracking down! Stay safe and smart…and nice to RUPD
• *New Policy- During Winter Break you cannot live here. Energy will be cut off to save expenses
• Sports-
o College Billiards signup til Friday email Becca
o IM sports signups- table tennis, raquetball, tennis singles
o This Saturday at 2PM Freshmen Flag against Jones. HFH!
o Powderpuff Sunday at 3PM HWKA!
• Beer! Bike!
o 185 days to Beer Bike! Get Excited!
o Wanna Bike? You should. See Mike Z or Karen
• Hanszen Merchandise
o Shotglasses, hoodies, rainjackets, lanyards/ ID holder to come soon
• B and P needs to be further cleaned- this weekend Sunday! 10-2PM Cleanup
• Chief Justice- Sorry but no parties in the Weenie Loft this year!
• Elections- Interested in running for U Court? Fill out a petition. Election this Monday!
• Deathball Inter-college league to be set up! Get Excited cuz Hanszen will win it all!
• Hansen’s Finer Things Club- First meeting tomorrow (Thursday) at 9PM at Glass Classroom
• Family Weekend not this weekend but the next weekend!
• Ammendment to Elections Code- If a non-Hanszen elected position needs an immediate replacment, the Elections Justice can schedule an election under his discretion with the approval of Cabinet
SA
• SA Fall Retreat Sewall 301 tomorrow Thursday 7-9PM
• SA suggestion box coming soon
RPC
• Screw Your Roommate in 2 days!! Go to Willy’s Pub after Screw
• Campus-wide Beer Bike Coordinator positions open. Apply if you’re interested
Honor council
• Trey Burns elected to be one of Freshmen Reps
Space Requests
• Will Randall- Glass Classroom tomorrow (Thursday) 10- 11 30PM- Global China Connection- approved!
Money Requests
• Valerie Peicher- $525 for Galleria ice rink for Spirit Committee- approved!

September 10, 2009

September 9th (9-9-9) Cabinet Minutes

• Duncaroos here to visit
• Rec Center open September 25th!- Wading pool, palm trees, and more
• Swine Flu- getting worse not better! Say no to Swine! Wash your hands!
• Elections for Freshmen Reps and EVP this Friday at lunch and dinner!
• Hanszen Merchandise- really cool stuff take a look
o Preview attached on email
• RPC
o Kenneth Scott tomorrow (Thursday) at Willy’s Pub at 11PM
o Screw Your Roommate Sep 18th! $8 dollar t shirts
• Beer! Bike!
o 189 days to Beer Bike!
o 5:45PM Thursday- Committee Meeting for Beer Bike in Glass classroom
• Hanszen Beyond the Hedges- check your email and take the survey
• Varsity Sports Liaison position open- see Erol if you’re interested
• Sports
o Signups for men’s soccer, women’s college basketball, coed college tennis, 1 mile race, coed IM basketball
o College tennis- see Vikas, other College sports- see Becca
o Sports shirts- buy one at meals! Friday is last day to buy one
• SPAF
o If you have Hanszen kitchenware return it!!
• Sunday- Hanszen Work Day! Work from 10-3 and get your Hanszen service points
• Hanszen Auction this Sunday at 3:30! Come and buy cheap furniture, fridges, etc.
• Freshmen service points- in order to enter room draw you need to complete two service points.
• Space requests
o Tomorrow from 3:45 to 5:30 - PDR - HFH/FTW Honor Council Interviews (Kate Snyder)
o Tomorrow from 5:45 to 6:30 - Glass Classroom - Beer Bike Meeting
o Next 4 Thursdays from 5:30 to 7:00 – Classroom with desks – Phils Rehearsal (Erin Walsh)
o Dillon Eng- Wednesday 8-9 Glass Classroom
o Thursday, September 17 from 9 to 10pm - Glass Classroom - Finer Things
Club (Kelle Kampa)
• All approved!
• Money requests
o None this week!

September 8, 2009

FOUR DAY WEEK Funpage

http://hanszen.blogspot.com/

TODAY:
1. Already?

TOMORROW:
2. DMC Open House & Video Contest Kick-Off
3. Habitat Info Session

THIS WEEK:
4. Rice Gallery Opening
5. "OWL GIVE YA" WEEK
6. Ombuds Interviews
7. Spontaneous Combustion Auditions

NEXT WEEK:
8. Volunteer Opportunities Fair

FARTHER FUTURE:
9. Do you get stressed out? Join the club!
10. Water in the Houston Metabolism

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A) Game Time: Red Remover
http://www.addictinggames.com/redremover.html
B) lolcat: Tails
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-you-are-jealous-of-tails.jpg
C) Don't Stop the Music: Kenneth Scott! (omg he's totally going to be here Thursday)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6I1XWtnP0Y

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1. Already?

It's only Tuesday and you're on your grind already? Ridiculous. Maybe you should slow it down and let all those other guys catch up/feel less terrible about themselves.

Hah, kidding. Get it, Hanszen, get it.

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2. DMC Open House & Video Contest Kick-Off

Watch prize-winning videos made by fellow students and learn how you can create your own digital media projects while chowing down on free refreshments. Fondren Library’s Digital Media Center will hold an Open House on Wednesday, September 9 from 3-5 p.m.

The eventwill serve as the kick-off for this year’s Student Video Contest. A screening of last year’s winning short films will be presented along with a panel discussion among contest winners and judges. Find out how you can enter this year’s video contest and get tips on how to craft a winning film. In addition to the video contest kick-off, the Open House will also offer a demonstration by Jeff Koffler, Fondren Library’s web developer, of how to create accessible PDFs.

Schedule:

• 3:10-3:20: Creation of accessible PDFs
• 3:30-4:30: Screening of films that won last year’s Rice Video Contest and panel
discussion with the winners and judges.

Drop by Herring 129 any time between 3 and 5 on September 9 to enjoy free refreshments,
register to win a door prize (including iTunes gift cards), and explore what the Digital
Media Center has to offer.

For more information about the video contest, visit http://cic.rice.edu/videocontest/

The contest is co-sponsored by:
• Digital Media Center
• Community Involvement Center
• Fondren Library
• Department of Information Technology
• Office of the Dean of Undergraduates
• Wellness Center
• Office of Student Activities
• Office of Sustainability

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3. Habitat Info Session (tomorrow)

Does building houses for people in need sound like fun to you?
Have you ever wanted to learn more about Rice Habitat?

Then come join us for:

HABITAT'S FIRST GENERAL MEETING
THIS WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 9 at 8:00 pm in HUMA 226.

Find out how you get involved in a Habitat build and other programs, join a committee,
meet the officer candidates and more! Feel free to bring along any friends who might be
interested.

Hope to see you there!

The Habitat Leadership Committee

Ray Verm, Tawfik Jarjour, Taylor Hall & Lu Yang

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4. Rice Gallery Opening

Wayne White is the visionary behind Peter Gabriel's Big Time and Smashing Pumpkins' Tonight Tonight videos. He is also a puppet and set designer, puppeteer, and voice for Pee-wee's Playhouse. On September 10, the Los Angeles artist's first installation, Wayne White: Big Lectric Fan To Keep Me Cool While I Sleep, will open at Rice Gallery in Sewall Hall (so convenient!). On September 9 and 10, cards with a trivia question will be placed in each college's commons. Find one of the cards, answer the question, and enter it in the drawing at the show's opening on September 10, 5:00 - 7:00 pm to win $25 at Rice Coffeehouse! Not only could you win some free coffee, you will also experience one of the coolest things happening in Houston. For more information, email krmn@rice.edu

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5. "OWL GIVE YA" WEEK

The Student Center will be hosting "Owl Give Ya" Week, September 8th - 11th.

9/8 Sammy's and 13th Street will be offering free smoothies and sandwiches from 6:30 pm- 8pm
9/9 Coffeehouse will be offering free coffee & munchies from 1-3 p.m.
9/10 Willy's Pub will be offering free sliders and $1 nachos and $1 pizza by the slice from 7- 9:30 p.m.
9/11 The Bookstore will be having a one day sale & raffle from 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

All offers are while supplies last.

See you there!

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6. Ombuds Interviews

-Want to be involved in the Honor Council?
-Interested in being an ombuds?
-Want to help preserve our academic enviornment?

This Saturday, September 10th, the Honor Council is holding interviews for ombuds! If you are interested in interviewing, send your availability on that Saturday to Austin Edwards (awedwards@rice.edu). Please schedule a time by Thursday, September 7th.

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7. Spontaneous Combustion Auditions

Hey you! Do you like fun? What about being attractive?
Then you should try out for Spontaneous Combustion! We’re Rice’s only three-time award
winning improv comedy troupe, and we’d love to see all of you at tryouts.

Auditions are this Thursday the 10th at 9 pm or Saturday the 12th at 2 pm in the RMC
behind Coffeehouse. Come to whichever time you can. If you can’t make it to either
audition or have any questions about SpoCo or life, email dsn1@rice.edu

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8. Volunteer Opportunities Fair

Looking to get involved in the Houston community? Unsure of what volunteer opportunity will be the right fit? Come to the Volunteer Opportunities Fair to visit with and learn about more than 40 agencies in the Houston area! The Volunteer Opportunities Fair will be held on Monday, September 14 from 2:00-5:00pm in the Grand Hall of the RMC. For more information about the agencies and their available opportunities, please visit the Community Involvement Center's website (http://cic.rice.edu) and click on the link for "Volunteer Opportunities Fair."

If you have any questions, please contact Christa Leimbach (leimbach@rice.edu /
713-348-6044).

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9. Do you get stressed out? Join the club!

The Nirvana Sessions return this week and you have a new opportunity to make regular meditation and relaxation a part of your routine! Join Club Nirvana, an incentive program designed to help Nirvana participants remain accountable to their personal goal of practicing stress-reducing techniques on a regular basis. For each Nirvana Session you attend (over the course of the academic year), you earn a point. As you accumulate these points, you can redeem them for really cool stuff - like t-shirts, free massage therapy or gift cards! To register for Club Nirvana or to learn more about The Nirvana Sessions, go tohttp://wellness.rice.edu/nirvana.html.

The Nirvana Sessions in the Rice Memorial Chapel
September 8th - December 3rd

Evening Nirvana (Guided Imagery) - Tuesdays: 5:00 - 5:20 pm
Noontime Nirvana (Mindfulness with Micki Fine) - Wednesdays: 12:30 - 12:50 pm
Afternoon Nirvana (Guided Imagery) - Thursdays: 3:30 - 3:50 pm

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10. Water in the Houston Metabolism

The Shell Center for Sustainability invites you to join us for Water in the Houston Metabolism:

Will there be enough water for all of us in the next 100 years? What is the current quality of our waterways? How can it improve and why? The Shell Center for Sustainability at Rice University considers these and other questions on water in the upcoming conference “Water in the Houston Metabolism – Houston’s Water Needs and Water Quality for this Century”. National and local experts come together to address questions about water, one of our vital resources, and Houston’s sustainable development, growth, natural environment, water, health, and the policies that can make a difference.
The Shell Center for Sustainability in partnership with the James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy’s Science and Technology Program and the Health Policy Forum will host this second annual conference on sustainability in Houston series.

The all-day event will take place at Baker Hall on Tuesday, October 13, 2009.

To find out more and to register visit: http://shellcenter.rice.edu

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Your secs (who are pretty sure there was a long weekend but don't know where it went),
Chethlyn


P.S.: 4 day week = partaaaaay haaaaay

September 3, 2009

Sep 2nd Cabinet Minutes

Cabinet Minutes September 2nd
• Flu Season!!!- Hand sanitizers are here! Say no to Swine!
• Helene Cooper Talk- September 2nd (Thursday) 7:30 Tudor Fieldhouse
• Elections
o Petitions for Freshmen Rep and EVP due on Sunday
o Sep 11th- elections
• Health Advisors- Obsessive hand washing!
• Duncan Ambassadors - Sept 8 Open House- Represent Hanszen!
• Deathball on Friday 10 PM
• Honor Council-
o 2 freshmen needed for new positions
o Ombuds needed- see Kate Snyder
• SA
o Hedgehopper cards
o Family Weekend registration
o Clubs.rice.edu- information about clubs
o Studentevents.rice.edu- calendar of campus events
• RPC
o Pub Concert Series
• Kenneth Scott
o Screw Your Roommate - Sept 18th!!
• Committees
o All 23 Committees introduced
o Sign up to get involved with each committee
• Hanszen Business
o Committee Heads- all approved
o James Liu appointed Historian- approved
o OC committee proposed- helping the lives of those who are OC- approved
o Budget Changes for 2009-2010- all approved
• Space Requests
o Health advisor office hours - OC student lounge - Thursday 4-6 and Monday 7-9
o IB Workshop - Commons - Spring Break (Done for past 3 years without problems)
o PAA meeting - Glass classroom - Tomorrow 5:45 to 6:30
o Glass classroom for Tabasco Drinking Contest October 4th 8PM
• Email ng3@rice.edu to sign up
o All approved
• Money Requests- None
• EcoRep- Sarah Hayman
o Need a new lightbulb? See Sarah
• HMRC- Hanszen memorabilia to be sold soon, survey online

September 2, 2009

A happy Funpage for Mary Draper (also everyone)

TODAY:
1. Rice Social Dance Society meeting (there will be pie)
2. Be a DJ. The KTRU kind. (there will be pie here, too)
3. $2 A Day Challenge informational meeting
4. The Importance of Being Earnest Audition
5. RENT RENT RENT

TOMORROW:
6. ATTENTION CIVIL LIBERTARIANS!
7. PAIR Meeting
8. What I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was at Rice About Law

THIS WEEK:
9. Hey you pre-law guys

NEXT WEEK:
10. Be a conversation partner

ALWAYS:
11. You. Being awesome.

~

A) Lolcat: Phil
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-sends-friend-down-slide.jpg
B) Some chill out music: Fleet Foxes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAsXvX37IVc
C) Game time: INVASION TACTICAL DEFENSE
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/393072

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1. Rice Social Dance Society meeting (there will be pie)

Want to learn to dance? Do you like pie? Check out the Rice Social Dance Society! Our
first meeting is a meet-and-greet FREE DANCE, with PIE from House of Pies! This TUESDAY
(9/1), come to the GRAND HALL at 7:30. Find out more about RSDS, socialize with your
friends, and dance as long as you want.

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2. Be a DJ. The KTRU kind. (there will be pie here, too)

Interested in becoming a DJ?!?

Want to play music for ALL of Houston?!?

Join KTRU!!

KTRU is going to have an informational recruitment meeting September 2 at 10 pm in the
Kelley Lounge at the RMC. THERE WILL BE PIE!
Come and learn about becoming a DJ for rice radio, 91.7 F

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3. $2 A Day Challenge informational meeting

We are holding mandatory information sessions for $2/day challenge participants. If you
are interested in participating you must attend the informational meeting. Rice
Microfinance and Engineers Without Borders are co-sponsoring the $2 a Day Challenge this
fall to raise awareness about poverty worldwide and to raise money for student driven
poverty alleviation efforts. The Challenge involves sleeping in a shantytown on the
Brochstein quad for three nights (Sept 8 through 11) and limiting material consumption in
the spirit of the Challenge.

If you want to participate in the challenge, you must come to the meeting at 7:00 on
Wednesday in Keck 100. To learn more about the Challenge, visit our facebook group
at Facebook page or email or call me (eww2@rice.edu or (713) 824-9760) OR just come out
to our meeting!

Thanks,
Elena White
$2 a Day Steering Committee
Owl Microfinance President

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4. Audition for The Importance of Being Earnest

What: Auditions for the Rice Players' production of
Oscar Wilde's the Importance of Being Earnest
When: Wednesday, September 2 @ 7 pm
Where: Hamman Hall Basement!

No experience needed!!! Auditions are workshop style! Be excited!
QUestions? email players@rice.edu

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5. RENT RENT RENT

Wednesday, the 2nd of September is the last day to audition for RENT! This is going to be
a huge show, put on by the NCTA, a joint theatre group made up of Jones, Baker,
and Martel.
Auditions are from 7-10pm, and you need to bring comfortable shoes and a song to sing. We
are always looking for new talent, so please come and audition, even if you are nervous
or haven't done theatre before.

See you tonight!
Helen Shaw and Hermione Gilpin (Directors)

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6. ATTENTION CIVIL LIBERTARIANS!

ATTENTION CIVIL LIBERTARIANS! The Rice American Civil Liberties Union is having its first
meeting of the year!!! Stop by Sammy's Cafe this Thursday at 8, eat some delicious
snacks, and learn about (and contribute to) our program plan for this year in the name of
civil liberties and civil rights!


When: Thursday, September 3rd. 8-8:30 PM.
Where: Sammy's Cafe in the RMC.
Why?
Learn about getting involved in our film project "Busted! Rice University: Know Your
Rights" and sign up to lead or work on a project including (but not limited to!):
reproductive rights, immigrants rights, LGBT rights, civil rights, privacy and
technology, religion & belief, voting rights, women's rights and the death penalty!
Questions? Email psr1@rice.edu or aclu@rice.edu

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7. PAIR Meeting

You knew Houston is diverse. But did you know that thousands of the 40,000 political
refugees from all over the world are resettled right here in Houston?
We are Rice PAIR - Partnership for the Advancement and Immersion of Refugees. PAIR seeks
to provide academic enrichment, cultural immersion, and mentoring to young refugee
students. Come to our first general meeting of the year - munch on snacks, learn about
what PAIR does to ease the refugee resettlement process, and how you can join our team!

What: PAIR General Meeting and Study Break
When: Thursday, Sept. 3. 7pm.
Where: RMC Grand Hall

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8. What I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was at Rice About Law

Careers in Law: What I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was at Rice About Law School and
the Practice of Law
Charlotte Fischer Ewart ?89, General Counsel and Secretary of ICO, Inc.

September 3, 2009, 7:00pm
Herring Hall 126

Charlotte Fischer Ewart graduated from Rice with majors in English and Political Science
in 1989. She received her JD from the University of Texas School of Law in 1992. After
law school, Ms. Ewart spent several years practicing litigation with a Houston law firm.
In 1999, Ms. Ewart took an in-house attorney position at the corporate offices of ICO,
Inc., a publicly traded international company in the plastics business based in Houston.
As General Counsel of ICO since 2001, she has been responsible for all legal concerns
involving the company including major business transactions, contracts, corporate
governance and compliance matters, SEC filings, and litigation, as well as legal issues
involving areas such as human resources, compensation, benefits, and insurance.

This talk has been organized by the Humanities Research Center on behalf of its
Undergraduate Fellowship Program, as part of the speaker series ?Big Questions and Future
Directions in the Humanities.? All students are invited to attend.

http://hrc.rice.edu/undergraduate.aspx

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9. Hey you pre-law guys

River Oaks area attorney search firm seeks energetic, quick-learning interns to assist
with database management in addition to occasional projects. The primary responsibility
will be to input and update data into the firm?s proprietary database of Houston lawyers,
law firms, and corporations. This requires highly organized, detail oriented individuals
with the maturity and judgment to handle confidential information with discretion. The
atmosphere is professional but relaxed, and the hours are flexible. The position has long
been staffed by excellent Rice students looking for a part-time position that
accommodates their class schedules. Pay starts at $10/hr and increases after training
period ends.


*Victor Brooks** *| *Search Coordinator & Research Manager*
Phone 713.807.8500 | _vbrooks@mslegalsearch.com _" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); text-decoration: none; ">ttorres@mslegalsearch.com>_
*MS Legal Search *|* _www.mslegalsearch.com <http://www.mslegalsearch.com/>_*
2415 W. Alabama, Suite 214 | Houston, TX 77098

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10. Be a conversation partner

Rice University’s Intensive English Program, offered through the Susanne M. Glasscock
School of Continuing Studies, is recruiting Conversation Partners. We have approximately
207 students from over 38 different countries in our English as a Second Language
Program, all of whom are looking to meet native English speakers.

Our Conversation Partner Program is not a tutoring program. The main goal is our
students to be able to practice English in an informal setting. The time commitment
required may be as little as an hour a week. We will match you up with one of our
students. Where and when you meet will be decided by you and your partner. No second
language is required, just the desire to meet a new friend and learn about other cultures.

Next session dates: September 8 – October 26.

If you are interested, please respond to fl@rice.edu by September 10, 2009.

Thank you for your help.

Sincerely,
Oguzhan Turk,
Enrollment Coordinator

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11. You. Being Awesome.

See title. Repeat. Extra points if you manage to avoid the swine flu.

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Your secs (who have both succumbed to sickness that is not swine),
Chethlyn


P.S.: Those little handsanitizer dispensers that are everywhere now are the bomb diggity.