Oct 7th Backpage

Ice Age in Review
• 32% increase in attendance from Prohibition (not at all related to the increased student body)
• 65% increase in hook-ups
• 27± 2 purity points lost by freshmen
• 3 sexy, sexy cavemen
• 1 awkward, slow-moving glacier
• Conclusion: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Fall Break Do’s and Don’ts
Do
• Kick that booty into shape! NOD is coming faster than you’d expect (pun intended). So you drink that Muscle Milk Shawn Gurwara.
• Brush up on your Tabasco-drinking skills….Round 3 anyone?
• Hide, from your family, the fact that you are no longer pre-med and now a Slacadem
• Embark on a sensual journey to Zone D’ Erotica
Don’t
• Do anything you wouldn’t do if your roommate were here… if you do never let them know about it.
• Hook up with your high school sweetheart!
• Let your parents know that you’ve turned into a drunkard/ have hooked up with 6 girls/boys/ Zach Panos
• Let your high school friends know that you study 5 hours a day. Just tell them how hot Erol is or something.


Chethan – “Felix has been giving me advice about women.”
Henny- “Felix has been giving advice about women?! Hahahahhahahahahaha”

(Henny’s Ice Cream, Monday Night Oct 5th 9:34PM)




-Chethlyn
(Rob and Anne thanks for the π!)