The OMGILTA Backpage

The “OMGILTA” Backpage
Oh my God, I love these acronyms!

Hanszenite(s) of the Week:
Dirrrty Little Secrets Edition

Megan Johnson- fined Hanszen on beer bike
Karen Gerken-bought Hannah Montana episodes on iTunes
Erik Peterson- wishes he was as big as Matt Jones
Valerie Peicher- has a new-person fetish
Mukund Premkumar- Kal Penn thought he was gay



Irene’s Quote of the Week
“Sometimes I feel like my brain has a mind of its own”

The Backpage looks back at the semester by the numbers

Transfer students claiming to know Kal Penn- 1
Indian girls in Chris Fan’s harem- 6
Hat tricks Felix has perfected- 2
Hat tricks that Felix has entertained us with- 0
Seniors joining the Marines next year- 1
Snuggies owned by Karen Gerken- 1
VP’s we’re glad we elected- 1
Fun people living in 80’s next year- 2?
Times Harrison has hugged/ inappropriately touched people- 2,532
Illegal parties thrown in the Weenie Loft- 2 ½
Ex-Hanszenites that still use our laundry room-1
Statuses that Aditya Kaddu has commented on/ posted - 1,537





-Sincerely,
Chethlyn
(Have an ungodly summer and good luck with finals!)