January 9, 2009

Friday's Funpage

1. Student Jobs
2. KTRU Recruitment
3. Discount Tickets to HMNS "Body Worlds 2"
4. SPRING 2009: Fitness Programs to Keep You Moving
5. Looking for a job? Learn GIS and earn $ on campus
6. Dale Dawson: Bridge to Rwanda Lecture
7. Acoustic Jam Session for Rice Students
8. Part-time job on campus: Telefund Ambassador
9. Will Rice Philanthropy Funding
10. January 15, 2008, 7pm: Richard Zansitis
11. Veritas Forums
12. S'MORES !!! Free!!! Satruday!!! 7-9pm!!! Will Rice Quad!!!
14. Rice Graduate Route - Effective Monday, January 12, 2009
15. John E. Parish Fellowship for Summer Travel
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1a. LOLcat of the Day: Monorail Cat now Heated
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-this-monorail-comes-with-a-heated-car.jpg
2a. Youtube: Turkey Frying Disaster (skip to about halfway, 1:40 o be exact)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA71ZEmOQko&feature=related
3a. Play with Yourself: Amorphous
http://www.kongregate.com/games/innocuousGames/amorphous
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1. Student Jobs
Rice Web Services is looking for a few excellent student employees to assist with web site design, development, maintenance, and support.

Location: Our office is located on-campus in the Mudd building.

Compensation: $10-15/hour, variable with experience

Hours: 8-10 hours per week minimum. Our schedule is flexible, though we do ask students to maintain the same schedule week-to-week.

Available positions:

Student Web Developer (Training may be provided)
Student web developers design, develop, test, and maintain custom web sites and applications. Tasks may include graphic design, layout, programming, accessibility/usability assessment, data entry, or customer service.
Required Skills: Some programming experience. Ability to work well on a multi-disciplinary team. Propensity and willingness to learn about web technologies and development practices.
Desired Skills: Knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Experience with a web scripting language (ColdFusion, PHP, ASP.Net, etc.) a significant plus.

Student Support Specialist (Training provided)
Student support specialists assist clients with web site editing. Train clients one-on-one or in groups. Develop Flash videos for online training. Diagnose common end-user problems. Test applications from an end-user perspective. Migrate site content or create new content.
Required Skills: Excellent communication and time-management skills. Propensity and willingness to learn about web technologies.
Desired Skills: Familiarity with a content management system (e.g. a wiki). Knowledge of HTML. Familiarity with both Windows and OS X. Experience with tutoring or training others.

Student Web Editor (Training provided)
Student web editors edit existing web sites, migrate content from one site to another, or create new content according to client requirements.
Required Skills: Familiarity with computers and the Internet. Excellent communication skills.
Desired Skills: Familiarity with a content management system (e.g. a wiki). Knowledge of HTML. Experience with copy-editing or technical writing.

Student Graphic Designer
Student graphic designers develop original graphic designs and layouts for use in print and web communications.
Required Skills: Familiarity with a graphic design package such as Photoshop or Illustrator. Independent / self-starter ready to develop original designs with minimal input. Good communication and time management skills.
Desired Skills: Familiarity with numerous graphic design, illustration, layout, and multimedia packages such as Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Fireworks, Flash, and AfterEffects. Familiarity with computers and the Internet. Familiarity with HTML, CSS, and web accessibility guidelines (508 or WCAG).

Contact: Interested candidates should contact Michael O'Connor at moconnor@rice.edu.

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Ruby on Rails Developer

Jeff Frey is looking for a RoR programmer who can help work on a Ruby web application with possible porting to Rails. Applicants should have experience with web application development in Ruby or other languages as well as the Rails framework. Work can be done from home and will be paid hourly based on experience. For more information, please contact Jeff Frey (jdfrey@rice.edu).
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2. KTRU Recruitment
KTRU is seeking new DJs for the spring semester!

Come to our Informational Meeting on Wednesday January 14th at 10:00 pm in the Kelley Lounge of the RMC (free pie!). Applications are due Friday January 23rd at 5:00 pm, and Rice students are preferred in hiring. Perks of the job: listen to endless amounts of good music, score some free concert tickets, and meet people who care as much about music as you do. For more details, see www.ktru.org or email nls3884@rice.edu.
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3. Discount Tickets to HMNS "Body Worlds 2"
The Arts & Entertainment Committee of Rice Program Council has discount tickets to Houston Museum of Natural Science’s “Body Worlds 2” exhibit on sale at the Student Center Information Desk. Tickets for undergraduate students are only $15 and for graduate students, faculty and staff are $20. (Tickets are normally $25.) The exhibit closes on February 22 so get your tickets before the exhibit closes or we sell out.
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4. SPRING 2009: Fitness Programs to Keep You Moving
Welcome Back in 2009 Fitness Fans!

We have several exciting programs, classes and offerings ready to get you where you want to be or keep you happy where you are physically for 2009.

1 :: Spring Group Fitness Schedule and Discounted Fitness Passes
2 :: Spring Specialty Programs
3 :: Fitness Incentives - SURVEY
4 :: Group Fitness Instructor Training Class
5 :: Message from the Assistant Director

1 :: Spring Group Fitness Schedule and Discounted Fitness Passes ::
The Group Fitness Schedule is in full force and free classes end this Saturday. Be sure to take advantage of the free classes on the schedule as well as

2 :: Spring Specialty Programs ::
Boot Camp registration (Morning and Evening Sessions) is open ONLINE. Register soon, classes start next week, you don't want to miss out.

We will also have a Kung Fu Basics class. If you've ever wanted to try out a martial art but have been afraid to commit without more knowledge, this class is perfect for you. Only 5 weeks, 2x a week, it will introduce you to the fundamentals of Kung Fu.

Go to www.rice.edu/fitness for details on dates, times and how to register.

3 :: Fitness Incentives - SURVEY ::
Rice Fitness Programs needs to hear your voice. Please complete our online survey (will take less than 3 minutes) to provide valuable feedback for our future programming

https://inquisite.rice.edu/surveys/YTWSH5/ specifically for the creation of incentive programs to help motivate you to get or keep moving for your health.

4 :: Group Fitness Instructor Training Class ::
Rice Fitness Programs is proud to offer an 8 week program including ACE (American Council on Exercise) texts, study materials, and sample choreography and music for all levels. This class will meet twice weekly for 8 weeks and will prepare anyone, from experienced to novice, to lead safe, effective and energetic group fitness classes. We are looking to greatly expand our staff in preparation for the new facility in August 2009. If you're interested, register today: https://www.signmeup.com/site/reg/register.aspx?fid=XH2V7K7. Register early, space is limited to 15!

5 :: Message from the Assistant Director ::
As we continue to grow our programs and classes, please know that we genuinely appreciate your participation and feedback. We can't wait to provide even more for you when the new Gibbs Recreation Center opens this fall. Please join us now as the excitement builds!
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5. Looking for a job? Learn GIS and earn $ on campus
*Want to get involved with geographic information systems (GIS), improve your computer skills, and earn some money? *

The GIS/Data Center is looking for student assistants to help with a variety of GIS and map initiatives. Duties include creating technical documents, hands-on exercises, and brochures; helping people to use GIS/Data Center facilities such as the plotter, printer and CD burners; assisting with an inventory of a large map collection; and assisting GIS/Data Center staff in the creation and processing of datasets and customizing GIS and web-based applications.

GIS is a rapidly growing field with uses in many careers like architecture, business, government and politics, and planning. In fact, a growing number of employers now require knowledge of GIS. Come learn or further your knowledge and earn money too.
http://www.gis.com/whatisgis/index.html

Requirements:
Knowledge of Windows and MS office is required. We prefer existing skills in GIS software and at least one programming language. Training will be provided.

Contact Name: German Diaz
Telephone: 713-348-2595
Email: gisdata@rice.edu
*Application form:
http://library.rice.edu/services/gdc/aboutgisdatacenter/studentsform*
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6. Dale Dawson: Bridge to Rwanda Lecture
See attached flyer
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7. Acoustic Jam Session for Rice Students
Sunday, January 11, 2-4 p.m. in the Miner Lounge in the Student Center.

Looking for acoustic musicians interested in jamming and meeting other musicians sharing an interest in playing roots music, bluegrass, old-time, Celtic, or other types of folk music.
Everyone is welcome whether you play a ukulele, guitar, fiddle, bouzouki or prefer voice, keyboard, drums or wind instruments. Skill level not important as much as love of music and a desire to play.
Bring your instruments.
/For more information, contact Philip Montgomery at the Woodson Research Center at ext. 2542 or pmontgom@rice.edu./
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8. Part-time job on campus: Telefund Ambassador
We are currently seeking motivated and enthusiastic Rice Students to call Rice Alumni over the phone and gain support for the Rice Annual Fund. For this part-time position, we work in the evenings Monday through Thursday and Sunday, a minimum of 2 nights per week (see below). We have a really fun working environment with bonuses and snacks. Please read below for more information; to apply call (713) 348-3287 or e-mail telefund@rice.edu; please leave a message. See below for online applications.

Qualifications:
* Current Rice University faculty, staff or student.
* Clear and pleasant speaking voice.
* Reliable and able to work well with others.
* Conveys enthusiasm for Rice University in a positive and mature manner.
* Follows instructions and pay attention to details.
* No previous telephone experience needed.

Telefund Ambassadors are primarily responsible for:
* Contacting alumni and prospective donors (prospects) to Rice University in a fundraising and "friend-raising" capacity.
* Providing information about the university, specific colleges, and programs.
* Updating prospect information.
* Completing prospect pledge information.
* Serving as an ambassador for Rice University.
* Working at least two shifts per week. (No work scheduled during university holidays.)
* Helping Telefund achieve nightly, weekly, and yearly goals by getting, gifts and pledges for the Rice Annual Fund.

Hours:
Telefund Ambassadors work a minimum of 6 hours, or 2 complete shifts per week.

· Monday: 6:30pm – 9:30pm
· Tuesday: 6:30pm – 9:30pm
· Wednesday: 6:30pm – 9:30pm
· Thursday: 6:30pm – 9:30pm
· Friday: OFF
· Saturday: OFF
· Sunday: 2:00pm – 5:00pm & 6:00pm – 9:00pm

Salary:
Compensation starts at $9.00 per hour. Raises are based on individual performance over the course of a term. Bonuses and prizes are also available.

Apply:
Phone: (713) 348-3287
Email: telefund@rice.edu
Online: http://www.giving.rice.edu/giving/telefundambassadors.asp?SnID=331054757
Student Financial Aid: https://cww.tgslc.org/rice/genlogin.asp
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9. Will Rice Philanthropy Funding
This spring if you are in a group/club etc that is trying to raise money and plans on going around to ask the colleges for donations it's going to work a little differently this year for Will Rice. We are trying out a new system of distributing philanthropic funds to various campus groups. To receive funds from the Will Rice College Diet you must apply for funds from the Philanthropy Committee. The official deadline to apply for funds from Will Rice is Saturday January 31st for all non Will Rice sponsored groups such as alternate spring breaks, ktru, and humed trips etc. Will Ricers involved in these groups will have this same deadline. We will, however, likely accept a few applications a few days late because this message is getting out a little late, lets say the absolute last day is Wednesday Feb 4. Applications are available online at http://willrice.org/ or in paper in the will rice commons next to the pdr (entrance closest to baker and old dorm). We understand this is a little early, but please don't hesitate to apply if your event/club/group isn't that organized, we're here to help out good causes at Rice.
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10. January 15, 2008, 7pm: Richard Zansitis
What Does a University Counsel Do?
Richard A. Zansitis, J.D., General Counsel, Rice University

January 15, 2009, 7:30pm
Herring Hall 125

Richard Zansitis joined Rice University as General Counsel in February 2001. Before entering higher education law in 1985, he practiced as a labor and employment attorney with law firms in New York and Chicago. Seeking new challenges, he joined the University of Chicago's Office of Legal Counsel while simultaneously pursuing a doctorate in legal history there (Rice News, Jan 25, 2001). He continues his academic interests with memberships in the American Historical Association, the Organization of American Historians, and the American Society for Legal History.

This talk has been organized by the Humanities Research Center on behalf of its Undergraduate Fellowship Program. All Rice students are invited to attend the talk, which is part of the speaker series "Big Questions and Future Directions in the Humanities."

http://hrc.rice.edu/fellowships_undergrad.html
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11. Veritas Forum

Dr. Francis Collins: Former Director of the Human Genome Project, Evolutionist, Christian. Interested?

Hear Dr. Collins speak at Rice on Wednesday, Jan. 21 at 7:30pm in the Shell Auditorium in the Jones Graduate School, followed by an open Question & Answer session. See you there.

www.veritas.org/rice
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=veritas&n=16777247&k=400000010&sf=nf&init=q&sid=cc7c009fc9085a15d1815834abea96d0#/group.php?gid=38893897303

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12. S'MORES !!! Free!!! Satruday!!! 7-9pm!!! Will Rice Quad!!!
Welcome back from ROPE!!!
Join us from 7-9pm on Saturday night at the Will Rice Quad for S’MORES made with key ingredients of delicious, scrumptious, and delectable.
Breakdown:
S’MORES
Saturday, 1/10
7-9pm, Free, Will Rice Quad
Yum
S’MORES
ROPE
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14. Rice Graduate Route - Effective Monday, January 12, 2009
Effective Monday, January 12, 2009, the Rice Graduate Route will serve the Graduate Apartments at 1515 Bissonnet and 2410 Shakespeare in the Rice Village.
The service will operate Monday through Thursday from 7:30 am to 10:30 pm every 30 minutes. On Friday evening only, the service will be combined with the Rice Village Route and extended to 12:30 am.

For additional information, please call ext. 5223 or 5996 or
visit the Transportation website at park-trans.rice.edu.
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15. John E. Parish Fellowship for Summer Travel
Wiess College announces competition for the 2009 John E. Parish Fellowship. The winner of the Parish Fellowship will receive support of approximately 2 months travel during the Summer of 2009. The purpose of the fellowship is to enhance the undergraduate education of the Fellow by broadening the range of experience via individual travel. All full-time returning undergraduates at Rice are eligible. For further information, call the Wiess College coordinator (713-348-5743), or see the web page at www.ruf.rice.edu/~parish.

Deadline for application is Friday, February 13, 2009.
In Mike and Casey We Trust

January 6, 2009

Back to School Funpage

1. Power Shift 2009 -- Youth Climate Change Conference in DC!
2. Invitation to Business Today's 2009 Regional Conference
3. Rice Students needed for tutoring jobs!
4. Book Drive
5. De Lange Conf. VII - Film Series Invitation
6. Rice University Citizens Police Academy
7. Willy's Pub is Hiring
8. Student Director of Orientation Applications Available
9. Join Rugby!
10. Invitation - Undergraduate Research Fair
11. Student worker position
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1a. You tube: Absolutely Ridiculousness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_0JiIIsWd0&eurl=http://perezhilton.com/2008-12-17-we-were-wrong
2a. LOLcat of the Day: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-challenges-you-to-a-fight.jpg
3a. Play with Yourself: Indestructo-Tank : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/371290
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1. Power Shift 2009 -- Youth Climate Change Conference in DC!
What is Power Shift? It is an awesome conference that first occurred in November 2007 with thousands of students heading to DC to hear cool speakers, listen to panels, attend workshops, and get active about stopping climate change.


POWER SHIFT 2009 will take place from Feb 27 - Mar 2. This is during our Spring Break, so if you want to go, you wouldn't even have to miss class! So far, incredible speakers like Van Jones, Ralph Nader, and Bill McKibben have already been confirmed.

Anyone interested should contact Lila Holzman (Lila.Holzman@rice.edu). Beginning next semester, Environmental Club will be fundraising to help support those attending this conference.

So think about it! More info can be found at their website: http://powershift09.org/

"From February 27th to March 2nd, 2009 thousands of young adults will converge on Washington, D.C. for Power Shift 2009, the second national youth summit to solve the climate crisis. At Power Shift 2009, young people from across the country will take a message of bold, comprehensive and immediate federal climate action to Washington, D.C. We will leverage the momentum we have built through the Campus Climate Challenge, Power Shift 2007 and Power Vote to pressure our politicians to take bold, comprehensive action."
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2. Invitation to Business Today's 2009 Regional Conference
See attached
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3. Rice Students needed for tutoring jobs!
Did you know that you can earn $20-$65 per hour tutoring high school
students around Rice?

With incredibly hourly rates and flexible hours, tutoring is perhaps
the best job you can have as a college students. We are looking for
Rice students to help with math, science, languages, test prep,
writing, and more.

To read more please check out http://houston.universitytutor.com/?q=-5
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4. Book Drive
Want to do something useful with your old textbooks?
Alternative Spring Break has partnered with Better World Books (www.betterworldbooks.com) to run a book drive that will benefit Books for Africa (www.booksforafrica.org) and we would love to have your support!

Donate your college-level books and workbooks published within the past 10 years (highlighting/writing in books is fine) in the big green and orange collection boxes in all college commons and at the bookstore which will remain up until Wednesday, January 14. TC Party for the college that donates the most!

Books collected will be put up for sale online to raise a sustainable stream of funding for Books for Africa or sent directly to African schools. If the books cannot be donated or sold, they are recycled. Drives like this one have earned over $1,700,000 for Books for Africa since 2003.

Thank you in advance for your help – please spread the word to everyone you know!

Sincerely,

2009 Habitat for Humanity Alternative Spring Break Trip
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5. De Lange Conf. VII - Film Series Invitation
YOU ARE INVITED . . .
De Lange Conference VII
“Transforming the Metropolis: Creating Sustainable and Humane Cities”

CONNECTING FILM SERIES
“Transforming the Metropolis”
Rice University – Media Center
Free Admission (open to the public)


7:00 pm Monday January 12, 2009
Metropolis/ (144 minutes, B&W, Fritz Lang 1927)
“The film is set in the year 2026, in the extraordinary Gothic skyscrapers of a corporate city-state, the metropolis of the title. Society has been divided into two rigid groups: one of planners or thinkers, who live high above the earth in luxury, and another of workers who live underground toiling to sustain the lives of the privileged. The city is run by Johann 'Joh' Fredersen (Alfred Abel).”

7:00 pm Monday, January 19, 2009
Chinatown (121 minutes, color, 1974)
Chinatown is set in the 1930s and portrays water department corruption. The characters Hollis Mulwray and Noah Cross are both references to the chief engineer for the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power, William Mulholland (1855-1935) — the name Hollis Mulwray is partially an anagram for Mulholland. The name Noah is a reference to a flood — to suggest the conflict between good and evil in Mulholland. Mulholland was the designer and engineer for the Los Angeles Aqueduct, which brought water from the Owens Valley to Los Angeles. The dam Cross and the city want to build is opposed by Mulwray for reasons of engineering and safety. Mulwray says he will not make the same mistake as when he built a previous dam, which broke resulting in the deaths of hundreds. This is a direct reference to the St/ Francis Dam disaster. The dam was personally inspected by Mulholland himself before it catastrophically failed the next morning on March 12, 1928. More than 450 people, many of them school children died that day and the town of Santa Paula was buried. The incident effectively ended Mulholland's career and he died in 1935.

7:00 pm Monday, January 26, 2009
City of God (130 minutes, color, 2002)
Taking place over the course of over two decades, City of God tells the story of Ciadade de Deus (Portuguese for City of God), a lower class quarter west of Rio de Janeiro. The film is told from the viewpoint of a boy named Rocket (Busca pé in Portuguese) who grows up there as a fishmonger's son, and demonstrates the desperation and violence inherent in the slums. Based on a real story, the movie depicts drug abuse, violent crime, and a boy's struggle to free himself from the slums' grasp.

7:00 pm Monday, February 2, 2009
Megacities: 12 Stories of Survival (1998, 90 minutes, directed by Michael Glawogger)
Megacities is a documentary that deals with the human experiences of work, poverty, violence, love and sex. It is a film about human beauty in twelve chapters which tells the tales of people from Bombay, Mexico City, Moscow and New York, who are all struggling for survival, with ingenuity, intelligence and dignity. They all share the dream of a better life in the Big City at the dawn of a new millennium. A time when “the world city” is the dominant habitat for the majority of the Earth’s population. In the tradition of Mondo Cane (1961), this Austrian-Swiss documentary captures the eccentric underside of human behavior in a variety of slum settings throughout the world -- Moscow (subway thieves, a downbeat detox clinic, depressing life of a female factory-worker), Mexico City (family dining on chicken-feet soup, customers groping a nightclub stripper, dogs at dawn in a garbage dump), New York (a street hustler, a radio call-in show), Bombay (back-alley poverty, waders in polluted rivers). Made with a blow-up from Super 16, the film features Hindi, English, Spanish, and Russian dialogue. Shown at the 1998 Locarno Film Festival, the 1998 Toronto Film Festival, and the 1998 San Sebastian Film Festival. (Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide)

7:00 pm Monday, February 9, 2009
Social Life of Small Urban Spaces (60 minutes, 1988, William H. Whyte)
Whyte's classic 1980 study of New York's plazas started a mini-revolution in urban planning and design. In the 1970’s William H. Whyte convinced the New York City planning commission that if his team could determine what makes open spaces work, they would change the zoning laws to require that those elements be part of public plazas. Whyte's team, The Street Life Project, got to work. They selected plazas and parks that were well used. Then they set up cameras. They made diagrams. They wandered around and collected information about how people used the spaces. They documented the act of people eating lunch, shaking hands, moving chairs, and talking to themselves. Then they sorted through it, producing quantitative results. The final outcome was that the city accepted the research, and wrote a new zoning resolution for open spaces that reflected The Street Life Project's conclusions.

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RICE MEDIA CENTER
The Rice Media Center has a 246 person seating capacity. We advise arriving at least 15-20 minutes before show time.
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6. Rice University Citizens Police Academy
Class # 5 of the Rice University Citizens Police Academy begins next week, January 13. We have received great interest through our initial registration and are eagerly looking forward to another exciting time.
That being said, we have five spaces still open for anyone interested in experiencing the “behind the scenes” look at law enforcement and the Rice University Police Department as well as going through various phases of police training.
The class is held each Tuesday evening at the police department law enforcement training center from 6:00 – 9:00 pm.



Visit our CPA registration website (http://rupd.rice.edu/radform.cfm) for a course overview as well as to get enrolled.
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7. Willy's Pub is Hiring
Willy's Pub is hiring again! Willy's has a limited number of positions available for both daytime and nighttime bartenders for Spring 2009. Daytime bartenders must be work study eligible. Applications will be available at Willy's Pub starting Monday, January 5 and will be due back by Friday, January 9 at 12 PM. This is a great opportunity to gain work experience, make friends, and make money all at once!
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8. Student Director of Orientation Applications Available
The Student Director of Orientation is responsible for leading a team
of peers (College O-Week Coordinators) in the planning and execution
of a comprehensive, seven day O-Week containing university-wide and
college specific components. This position also participates in post
O-Week assessment and focus group activities, plays an active role in
the coordination of Mid-Year Orientation and participates in the
selection of the next year's Student Director. Ideally, a Student
Director will be a former Coordinator/Head Fellow and a rising Senior,
but that is not absolutely necessary. Applications are due January
14th. Any questions about the position can be directed to the current
Student Director, meganh@rice.edu, or Shelah Crear, screar@rice.edu.
Please find attached the Application and Job Description
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9. Join Rugby!
Not sure what to do now that Powderpuff season is over?
Want to stay in shape and meet people across campus?
Ever considered giving rugby a chance?

The Women's Rugby Team will be hosting open begginners practices next week,
Monday, January 12th from 5pm-7pm
Thursday, Januray 25th from 5pm-7pm

Practices will be held on the IM fields in front of Autry and are always followed by an optional team dinner at South Servery.

Come to practice and give rugby a try! Absolutely no experience is necessary and we welcome girls of all body types and skill levels.

If you have any questions, please contact Megan at meganh@rice.edu
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10. Invitation - Undergraduate Research Fair
The Center for Civic Engagement and the Office of Fellowships and Undergraduate Research are hosting the Undergraduate Research and Summer Experience Fair on Thursday, January 8, 2009 from 6:00 to 7:30 pm in the Grand Hall in the Rice Memorial Center. This event is an opportunity for the Rice community to join with local organizations with the goal of informing Rice undergraduates about rewarding research opportunities. We would love for you to come to the fair and to encourage students to attend the event. This is a wonderful chance for our faculty, staff, and undergraduates to meet and learn about various research programs.

Please visit http://ugresearch.rice.edu/ for information about programs featured at the Undergraduate Research and Summer Experience Fair. If you have any questions about the event, please do not hesitate to contact us at scholars@rice.edu or 713-348-2223. We hope to see you at the fair!
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11. Student worker position
Position: HR student assistant

Description: The HR student assistant will help in recruiting job candidates for the Resource Development division. They will be responsible for proactively searching for potential candidates online and inputting their information into our database. They will also help with advertising open job positions and scheduling interviews. The student assistant will also help with special projects such as new employee orientation, identifying and scheduling professional development opportunities, and division newsletters.

Location: We are located at 5620 Greenbriar, which is across the street from the stadium. The Rice shuttle has a stop here.

Compensation: $10/hr

Hours: 5-6 hours/week. We prefer the student assistant work 3 hours twice a week sometime between the hours of 8:30 and 3:00 if possible.



Interested candidates please send all correspondence to bbrehm@rice.edu.

In Mike and Casey We Trust

December 9, 2008

Tuesday's Funpage

1. More "I <3 consensual sex" t-shirts available!
2. Legacy Competition
3. Friday Night Movie at the Stadium
4. Comp 281/ Stat 281/ Elec 281 The Role of Chance in an Information World
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1. More "I <3 consensual sex" t-shirts available!
Due to high demand, more "I <3 consensual sex" t-shirts are here!

They'll be on sale for $3 in the Women's Resource Center (Kelley
Lounge in the RMC) at the following times:
Tuesday, December 8 from 9-10 PM
Wednesday, December 9 from 1-2 PM

Only 100 are available; come get yours before they sell out!
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2. Legacy Competition
See Attached flyer
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3. Friday Night Movie at the Stadium

Friday, Dec. 12
Rice Stadium
6 p.m. Field Access Begins
7 p.m. "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
Rated G; 25 minutes, 1966
7:30 p.m. "The Muppet Christmas Carol"
Rated G; 85 minutes, 1982

FREE!
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4. Comp 281/ Stat 281/ Elec 281 The Role of Chance in an Information World

December 8, 2008

Wee Hours of the Morningpage

1. Wyrd Sisters Auditions -- ROUND 2
2. The Tempest Auditions and Tech
3. Bill of Rights "Pot Luck" Dinner: Sat., Dec. 13th, 6:00 pm, Farnsworth
4. Catalyst: Been published recently?

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1. Wyrd Sisters Auditions -- ROUND 2
The Rice Players production of Stephen Briggs and Terry Pratchett's "Wyrd Sisters" needs male actors!

We'll be holding an additional round of audition specifically to fill male
roles this coming Monday.

Monday, December 8, 2009
1:00 PM
Hamman Hall Studio.
No preparation is required.

Women welcome, but we are primarily looking to fill male roles.

Please contact Christopher Warrington or Tommy Mings for more information. Performance dates are February 6,7, and 12--14. This production directed by Tommy Mings.

Wyrd Sisters is a Monty Python-esque comedy about Macbeth's three witches. There is a wicked duke and duchess, a ghost of a murdered king, dim soldiers, strolling players, and a land in peril. But it is three witches, who view magic in the most practical way possible, who stand between the kingdom and destruction.
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2. The Tempest Auditions and Tech
Bakershake's 40th Production, The Tempest, will be having auditions on Monday December 8 from 7-10 in the Baker Library (off the end of the Baker Commons). Auditions are workshop style so plan to come the whole time if you can. The director is Baker Associate and longtime Bakershaker Chepe Lockett. There are many parts great and small, and dancers are particularly welcomed for the parts of the Spirits, though certainly not a requirement.

We also need tech people, so if you have any interest, please let our producers Isabel Kuri ik1@rice.edu, and Meg Goswami meg.goswami@rice.edu know! If you don't want a full position, a lot of our tech spots are filled by soon-to-be-graduating upperclassmen who need to train a replacement. It would be a great time to get involved.

So get excited! Shakespeare on Monday!

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3. Bill of Rights "Pot Luck" Dinner: Sat., Dec. 13th, 6:00 pm, Farnsworth
Saturday, Dec. 13th, 6:00 PM
Location: Farnsworth Pavillion

Political Debate: Greens vs. Libertarians
Harris County Chairs of the Green Party and Libertarian Party Debate.

Speaker:
Paul Jacob, National term limits leader and initiative rights advocate will share his story of passionate activism. Jacob spent months in jail in 1985 for resisting draft registration, he was responsible for many states passing term limits over the past few decades, and last year he was indicted in Oklahoma in 2007 for petitioning the government (http://www.freepauljacob.com)

Dinner:
Please bring a dish if you can, but if not, please join anyways us for a great dinner, debate, and talk. The debate probably will not start until around 6:30, so stop by then if you can't make it earlier.

sponsored by Rice Libertarians

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4. Catalyst: Been published recently?
Been published recently? Catalyst: Rice Undergraduate Science and Engineering Review will be publishing a list of emerging Rice undergraduate scientists in its next issue. If you would like to let your peers and professors know about your research, submit the following information to catalystRUSER@gmail.com by January 9th.

Full Name:
College:
Year (ex. Class of 2011) :
Status: ( Planning to Submit (if so, when) , Under Review, Published)
Quick synopsis, kind of in abstract form, but try to make it catchy and written in layman's terms so your peers will be drawn to read more about your awesome research ( 50-100 words) :

Answer the following if it applies:
Working Internet Link:
Date Published:
Publication Name, and Publication Volume, Issue:
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In Mike and Casey We Trust

December 4, 2008

The Backpage... ONLINE!

Yo. If you actually read this thing, here's a little gift for you... the last Backpage of the semester! Also, if you actually read this thing, tell us so we can know to like you better. Also, get a life.

Classes are ending, finals are starting soon, and we all know what that means:
The Backpage’s Fall 2008 in Review!
BY THE NUMBERS:
12: Number of all-nighters Will Randall has pulled due to his crippling iPhone addiction
7: Number of girls Samuel Hile has “played the piano” for
73: Number of paper extensions Kate Coley has asked for
2: Number of Hanszen seniors hooking up with a freshman (at least)
10: Number of O-Week lunches Michael Bartrip “missed”/refused to go to
1: Number of freshman who transferred to Wiess before Fall Break
25: Number of cabinets Abbie led while intoxicated
0: Number of Cabinets Karen wore her onesie to (just wait…)
1,009:Collective number of purity points lost by Hanszen’s freshman

Things to look forward to next semester:
Study Abroad-ers: some will be returning, and some will be leaving (which is more exciting?)
New classes to fall asleep during… Spring Baseball…Karen Gerken’s Half-Birthday… Swim Meets (hint hint)…Spring Break… A New Cabinet… George Bush leaving office… O-Week excitement beginning again… The Return of Warm Weather … BEER BIKE!… Graduation!

And, on a more serious note…Mer Bates is turning 21 on Tuesday. Since her friends are lame and couldn’t coordinate a party before she went home, here are 21 facts that prove Mer is awesome!

1. She survived a killer caterpillar attack
2. She can play the cello better than Yo Yo Ma
3. She is an amazing text messenger, even while intoxicated
4. She is very knowledgeable about dinosaurs, but only when intoxicated
5. Her music praising cult leaders has won international acclaim
6. Her smile stops children from crying
7. She recently fled her Amish homeland and they really want her back
8. She can be a vegetarian whenever, wherever
9. Her laugh is almost as potent as Mary Draper’s
10. Mer + Mario Kart = watch out, awesomeness ahead
11. She can speak 65 languages fluently
12. Chuck Norris is afraid of her
13. She makes very good “that’s what she said” jokes
14. Not even Adriene’s photoshop skills can make her look bad
15. She once led a marriage ceremony of two rubber balls… in Hebrew… with dancing
16. She can pull off the 80’s one-piece jumpsuit named Jackie look like no one else
17. She can play MmmBop on her cello
18. Kristi may be able to see the future, but Mer can change it whenever she wants
19. She is always honest, never misleading, and never takes advantage of her gullible friends
20. She can talk to animals
21. Even her male alter-ego is incredibly good looking

Happy Birthday MER!


xoxo,
Karen "I hope this works" Gerken

Light the Quad Happy Funpage

1. Catalyst Submission
2. Seeking Crew for Wyrd Sisters!
3. Holiday Gift Drive
4. Talent needed for President's Study Break Sunday, Dec 7 9 - 10 pm
5. Library Books
6. Engineering Abroad Study Break
7. Legacy Competition, Seeking Student Competitors
8. ACLU Internship
9. FREE Movie this Friday Night at Rice Stadium: Polar Express!
10. Powderpuff All-Star Game
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1a. Congrats to Leslie Miller for winning her age the Houston Half Marathon. Especially since it was the night after NOD. We’re pretty sure her BAC was still somewhere around .2
2a. LOLcat of the Day: This is the Funpage’s Official Position
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-the-college-essentials-are-pizza-ramen-and-lolcats.jpg
3a. The Video Game Pianist: He goes on tour so he has to be legit, right?
http://www.videogamepianist.com/IndexFrameset.html
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1. Catalyst Submission
The Catalyst: Rice Undergraduate Science & Engineering Review is currently accepting submissions for our annual 2008-2009 issue! We are in our second year of publication and are eager to continue our role in fostering scientific interest and discussion at Rice. This journal is a great way to be heard throughout campus and in the greater scientific community. We distribute issues on the Rice campus as well as the Texas Medical Center, and collaborations are underway to publish articles on Connexions, a platform that will allow your work to be accessible on a global scale.


If you are interested in writing a research review article, the deadline for abstract submissions is Dec 4.
If you are interested in writing a popular science article, then please contact Lisa Sun (ls5@rice.edu ) with your topic. The deadline for popular science article submissions is January 9, 2009.

Please visit catalyst.rice.edu/submissions for more information on submissions, or contact catalystRUSER@gmail.com with any questions.

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2. Seeking Crew for Wyrd Sisters!
Hopefully you've heard by now about our spring production, Wyrd Sisters. It's an awesome comedy, and it's got a quick schedule (done in a month). Anyway, we're looking to fill a few more positions in the play. We need an assistant stage manager, a props master, a producer, a sound designer, and a marketing director. We're looking for energetic, reliable people, with or without theater experience. Contact Catherine Bratic (ceb1@rice.edu) for more information about any of these roles. Thanks!
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3. Holiday Gift Drive
can be a difficult time for many of the Houston Area Women's Center's (HAWC) clients because they are away from their homes and/or are living in the shelter. HAWC has a Holiday Store full of donations from their Holiday Wish List (attached). The Holiday Store gives HAWC's clients the opportunity to shop for gifts free of charge. This ensures that children at the shelter will have a gift waiting for them under the tree and that clients can give their loved ones new gifts without having to undergo the extra financial burden.


There will be a collection box outside of the Rice Women's Resource Center, which is in the Kelley Lounge in the RMC. Donations should be new, from the wish list attached (and below), and NOT wrapped. We'll be collecting donations until December 7th.


If you have any questions, please contact me at Nikka.T.Landau@rice.edu.


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4. Talent needed for President's Study Break Sunday, Dec 7 9 - 10 pm
Hi talented Rice people,

I'm working on the entertainment for the President's study break on
December 7th. Each year, we present a "variety show" of all the creative
students and groups we have here at Rice.

I'd like to feature several acts during this show -- each group will do a tune or two. All I need is 5-10 minutes. Each group will perform in the Grand Hall of the student center. We will provide the sound system, you provide the instruments and individual amps/etc.

If you are interested, let me know ASAP and I'll get you onto the list. If you know of any other student bands or talented individuals who you think will be interested, would you please forward this invitation to them? Have them contact me at cthrock@rice.edu.

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5. Library Books
To all undergraduate students:

Please remember to return your library materials before you leave campus
following final exams. You may use your library PIN to check for books
charged to your account, due dates, fines, recalls, and to renew books
online at:
http://alexandria.rice.edu/uhtbin/cgisirsi/X/FONDREN/X/1/1166/X/BLASTOFF
Note that there is a new link to send your library PIN to your Rice email
account if you have forgotten your PIN.

If you use the online renewal feature, please verify that the books listed
on your account are in your possession.

The last due date for the fall semester is 12/17/2008, so books
due before that date may be renewed online now. Fines for overdue
materials will accrue during the holidays, even on days the library is
closed. Beginning Friday, 12/12/2007, you may borrow books for a 28-day
loan period or renew books for another 28 days.

The online renewal feature will not work for the following:
- if you have fines over $5
- if you have any overdue materials or wait until after the due date
- if there is a hold or recall on any item (these will need to be
returned to the library)
- if any items have reached the renewal limit (10 renewals per item)
After renewing, check your account to verify the change in due dates.

If you have any questions about your library account, contact the
Circulation Department staff at 713-348-4021 or email circ@rice.edu.

Or talk to Eileen Ong, she works there.
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6. Engineering Abroad Study Break
Engineering Abroad Study Break
Monday, December 8, 2008
8:00 PM
Brown Commons - Food will be provided!

Are you an engineering student interested in study, research, or internship opportunities abroad? Would you like to hear from fellow engineering students who have participated in programs abroad and learn more about their experiences? If so take a break and join us at this event highlighting a range of programs including DAAD RISE in Germany, NanoJapan, IIT Bombay, paid internships abroad through IAESTE and more.

This event is co-sponsored by the School of Engineering and the Brown and Jones College Fellows.
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7. Legacy Competition, Seeking Student Competitors
See attached flyer
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8. ACLU Internship
The Houston ACLU is looking for students excited about civil liberties to participate in a paid internship this summer. The stipend is $2,500 and the job will involve substantive work on civil rights and civil liberties issues in Houston and the surrounding areas.

Applications will be due February 23, 2009. If you're interested, please email ben.carson@rice.edu for more information about the internship and how to apply.
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9. FREE Movie this Friday Night at Rice Stadium: Polar Express!
Come enjoy a FREE movie at Rice Stadium this Friday night!

What: The Polar Express
When: 7 p.m.
Where: Rice Stadium (enter through Stadium Entrance 1)
How Much: FREE!

You are welcome to bring lawn chairs, blankets, refreshments, and all your friends!

For more information, visit: http://www.rice.edu/movie

**Please, no pets or glass containers.

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10. Powderpuff All-Star Game
The POWDERPUFF ALL-STAR GAME is this FRIDAY at 6:00 PM on Autry IM Field 7.

Come out and watch as the New School takes on the Old School in a
classic battle royale.

In addition, there will be pizza and drinks, so bring your appetite!

(For those colleges that have college night - an even better reason to
come out and cheer on your favorite players)

See you there!

In Mike and Casey We Trust

December 3, 2008

December 3rd Cabinet Minutes

Announcements
Happy Birthday Barb!
WE HAVE A VENDING MACHINE! It ate Eric’s money
Powder Puff ALL STAR GAME – Friday night, Field 7, 6:00
College Night – FRIDAY! Competition starts at 2:30, celebrate whenever. Pre-college night event Thursday night- classic American Gladiator episodes in lower commons around dinner.
The gladiators are scary.
Buy Hanszen keychains from Mary

CU @ CABS
Sports – yayy freshman flag AND freshman basketball! CHAMPIONS! Buy Texas Bowl tickets from Becca
Service – fundraiser all next week for two different charities. Pancakes and cookies! Bakers and flippers and sellers needed. Contact Rebecca or Puente.
Ambiance – Thursday at 4:30 LIGHT THE QUAD!
Associates – New Associate: Noah Badard, BioE grad student. SWEETS ‘N POKER ‘N TREAT! Baking contest and poker playing, Saturday 3:00! Prizes! Trophies! Glory!

Money Requests
Socials - $100 for College Night Keg

Space Requests
Jasmine – CHBE Class Party – Upper Commons – Saturday at 9 pm
Cori – TFA Study Break – Glass Classroom – Tuesday from 8 to 10 pm
College Night – Lower Commons – Thursday at 6 pm
College Night – Glass Classroom – Thursday from 9 to 10 pm
Sam V. – CAPP - Movie Room – Monday from 8 to 10 pm
Eric – Lower Commons – Saturday 2:30 to ???
ALL APPROVED

It’s Business Time:
Cabinet Elections are first week in February.
Be good on college night. Pleaseeeeeee.
Leo Logan wasn’t here. Worst Sophomore Rep Ever?